In the interests of not being completely negative (who the hell do I think I'm fooling? I AM completely negative. So, in other words, in the interests of attempting to fool you all) there are actually a few things making me happy right now. A list is called for ( Read more... )

...I just spent twenty minutes convincing my brother that he shouldn't use the stove burner to light his cigarette. Then once I'd done that I had to convince him not to light a piece of newspaper on fire and use that to light the cigarette.

Yeah. I know. Why is this my life?